We all know Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Well even SUPERHELL hath no fury like A HEAVEN-SEEKING CHRISTIAN WOMAN RAISED IN A CONVENT scorned.
We’ll let her introduce herself through her Want Ad/#honestdatingprofile:
“My name is Bailey Gibson and I am a virgin. Now, if you saw me…you’d probably say, “yeah right! No way!” But contrary to popular belief (and societal norms) attractive 23-year-olds can be virgins too, I am happy to say.”
There goes my airtight theory that only HELLA FUGLY KIDS N NASTY A$$ OLD PEOPLE can be virgins. Here’s the juicy teats I MEAN JUICY DEETS on Ms. Gibson:
“I…grew up with very strong Christian values as my adoptive father was an elder at our home church. I was not allowed to watch TV, listen to any music other than Christian music, have friends over, or have sleepovers ever. If we did watch a movie, it was on the Hallmark or Disney channel. If we were allowed to watch TV, we were allowed to only watch programs like Little House on the Prairie.” Click next to read more (you know you want to)!