Radar Online Is Reporting That Mariah Carey And Her Sister Were Members Of A Satanic Cult That Practiced Animal Sacrifice, Hooded Cloaks, Chanting, And Random Sex! (We’re Calling BS)

“I remember people wearing hooded cloaks, standing in a circle and chanting. There was also sexual activity and [animal] sacrifices, which the participants believed would please the deity they were there to worship.” To us, it sounds like someone just watched a little too much Game of Thrones, Charmed, True Blood, and Underworld all in one sitting!

What’s even crazier is Radar Online is claiming Mariah’s brother Morgan has spoken on the matter, “Mariah gave an interview in the beginning of her career where she mentioned Pat’s [Mariah’s mom] obsession with the occult, and how it embarrassed her growing up.” Mariah’s just a muggle it sounds like. Come on, Mariah, have a little faith- being in a satanic cult is cool!

After all, she could reinvent her career with this one and go for more of an Evanescence, death metal edge. Who wants to see this happen?? US! US!

Radar says that Alison chimed in, “I was trained to run ‘The Group!’ At first, as a small child, I would not understand what was happening — being forced to watch as a struggling animal was violently killed in front of me.” This is just the makings of another teen goth series!